This is just a plain depiction of the days of the lives of the three Minami sisters.
Please don't expect too much.
Also, brighten your room, and keep at least 3 meters from the TV.
The weather's great this morning too.
Goodness!
Haruka-neesama, good morning.
Good morning, Chiaki.
Let me help you.
Let's see...
Then, would you help me peel the carrots?
Okay.
Good morning!
Today is Sunday, the most free{EL: Freest isn't a word lol}{is this correct?} day of the week.
To reassure myself of this freedom, first I'll...
Go back to sleep!
Going back to sleep! Going back to sleep! Going back to sleep!
Going back to sleep! Going back to sleep!
Good night.
Is that all?
Can't you act more concerned?
Like saying, "You've already tied your hair anyway."
Or saying, "Help me with something!"
In that case, please help me with the potatoes.
Roger!
You can go sleep now.
That's mean!
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Or rather...
You ought to come home quickly and play with me.
Entertaining me, worshipping me, and making me happy is what you're supposed to do as my younger sister!
That said...
Where were you wandering all this time, you bastard!
Giving logic that suits your needs,
And calling me a bastard on top of that, you bitch?!
You're a goner.
I'm doing my homework.
I'm sorry! Please play with me!
I'm really free!
You're free? Don't you need to prepare dinner?
I'll be coming home late today, so please prepare dinner!
Didn't Haruka-neesama say that?
See ya.
Help me, Chiaki-sama!
I want to finish my homework.
You know of my cooking skills, don't you?
If you forsake me here, you know what's going to happen.
You'll be feeling great after finishing your homework and you'll be starving,
and a dish you've never tasted before will come after you.
There are seconds too!
I'll have you swallow all of it! {that's what SHE said}
So help me.
Alright! What should we make?
First, check the fridge.
Roger that!
Oh great! There isn't anything good here.
The chef feels hurt!
I can't cook anything with ingredients like that!
Skill is what's needed for cooking.
Love or good ingredients comes after that.
However, not to mention your skills, your love-points are zero as well.
When trying to make up for your lousy skills with good ingredients becomes impossible,
It's guaranteed that you'll just cook up a pile of kitchen waste filled with your ego.
Where are you going?
I'm ordering some delivery.
I will make dinner.
I won't allow the intervention of others!
Kana, don't get so serious over this.
With this call, the dining table will regain its smile.
If I give in here, I'll lose my pride as an older sister!
About that, there's no point if you only started worrying about it now.
Come to think of it, we're too bound by the perception of "dinner".
Let's not conform to the conventions of society,
And come up with something simple and really delicious.
So, let's make some hotcakes!
Nice...
That's a good idea!
Nice one, Kana!
I'm right, aren't I?
You love hotcakes, right?
Any idiot should be able to toast it anyway.
I'll start by toasting you a light brown.
Hey, Chiaki.
Let's put in some fruits!
A yogurt is fine too.
Ah, let's put in some juice!
Hey, wait a second!
A novice's shallow way of thinking is too dangerous!
This is already the final form of hotcakes-
It's fine, it's fine!
This is sweet, so it'll go well with hotcakes!
Soryaaa!
Heyaaa!
One more!
Come, time to bake it!
It's not solidifying...
That's for sure.
It's too watery. {lit: The texture is too thin}
Where's the flour?!
None left.
Well then...
Just take this as cream stew?
I'm back!
Sorry for coming back so late.
Hey, try drinking this cream stew.
Look, there's enough for a second helping of this cream stew.
I'm sorry.
I hate you, sensei!
Wait a second, Ninomiya-kun!
Let go of me! Let go, sensei!
I've lied to you, Ninomiya-kun!
I don't care what the world says anymore!
I love you, Ninomiya-kun.
Sensei...
The traditional Men's Fundoshi Festival was held. {G-String? who put that in? I'll keelhaul you.}
This year's festival was crowded with onlookers as well.
In other news, {Let's proceed with the next news.}{please make these 3 lines more english} {EL: Not really sure, so change it as you like}
Haruka-neesama, just now the male teacher and the female student were kissing.{about to kiss.}
Chiaki, do you enjoy your school-life?
Ah... Yes.
Weren't you overreacting a little just now?
Well... I know it's better for Chiaki to know more about such things...
But I have no idea how to explain that to her when asked so suddenly...
Alright!
In that case, as her older sister, I'll teach her what a kiss is all about!
Don't teach her any weird stuff, okay?
Kana, just now the male teacher and the female teacher were kissing.{ about to kiss...}
That's true.
Yeah, about that...
Airing that during the prime time would make the whole family feel uneasy, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it isn't something for the whole family to watch, right?
Okay then, Chiaki, can you explain why it makes people feel awkward?
Explain? That's because... They shouldn't be kissing.
Then what do you think is wrong with kissing?!
What are you getting mad about?
A person who hasn't kissed before shouldn't disapprove of kissing!
Have you done it before?
Not yet.
Want to try it?
I-I don't want to.
Want... {EL: godzilla says it can also mean keen longing... that would probably make more sense right? "Greed..."}{tlc? riyoku?}{N: I think so (利欲)}
Didn't I say no?!
We're sisters, aren't we?
What's there to feel embarrassed about?
Shut up!
Don't you know that there are things that even sisters shouldn't be doing, you dumbass?!
Stop it!
Hey, get off of me!
What are you doing?
Trying to kiss a sister who really hates being kissed.
Ha-Haruka-neesama...
If she doesn't want it, just stop, okay?
You should be able to kiss Haruka, right?
That's right...
Haruka's experienced anyway, I'm sure she'll teach you well.
Come, the two of you, be bold!
Hey, Kana, wake up.
You'll be late for school if you don't get up now.
This is an order from Haruka-neesama.
Wake up!
Kana, are you awake?
What are you doing?
Where's the landlady or the chef?{ is breakfast ready yet?}
Hey, idiot!{bastard.}
Are you the landlady?!
Landlady my ass!{What do you mean, the landlady?}
Didn't I tell you just now that you'll be late?
I understand your complaint, {what you mean.}
but skipping breakfast is bad for your body, isn't it?
In that case, both Haruka-neesama and I are safe.
You only care about yourselves?
If it's just you who is in danger we don't mind.{???#####MISSING LINE###### o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_ o_O _-_}
What a heartless sister I have.
But Haruka is different, right?
With this you can eat on your way to school.
Not enough...
In that case, wake up earlier tomorrow, okay?
Not enough love either.{tlc!!}
You're truly simple-minded.
What did you just say?
Even if you act unreasonable here,
You'll just be late, and no one will be happy.
But if you were to go to school...
If I go to school?
What's going to happen if I go?
Are you saying that the desires of this body and soul will be fulfilled?{my body and soul will be filled with happiness? }{tlc: filled with what?}
That's for certain.
There's the promised food, the school lunch at school, right?
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if we don't hurry, we'll be late!
Soryaaa!
Stand!
Bow!
What's wrong, Kana?
You've been looking unenergetic this morning. That's pretty rare.
Keiko, until today I've never thought of myself as an idiot before.
I can't believe that I was manipulated so easily by Chiaki.
What happened?
The catered food won't be distributed to students until lunchtime, right?
What's wrong with that?
I wasn't expecting such an ordinary reaction from you.
Listen well, Keiko.
A close friend is starving and is about to collapse right before your eyes! {EL: Bosom friend sounds awkward... unless it has a meaning I'm not aware of.}
Hasn't the idea of saving me ever crossed your mind?!
What do you want me to do? {"What does she want me to do?" EL: I think she's talking to her and not about her.}
Bring the catered food here now!
Even if you say that, we've only finished the first lesson.
Damn you,Chiaki's henchman!{Chiaki you lackey.}
What do you want me to do?{What should I do?}
In the first place, I'm not related to Chiaki in any way...
I'm hungry...
Big news!
Get lost.
What's wrong, the boy who cried wolf?{the boy who crys wolf?}
Really big news!
I found this in my shoe cupboard.
Is this... a love letter?
Don't say the word "love"!
Was it in this condition in the beginning?
No, that's because I was holding it with my sweaty palm, and I crumpled it.
Kana, you've reached the age when you receive love letters, haven't you?
Haruka-neesama, this has little to do with age.
Can I read it?
Don't read it out loud, got it?
I apologize for giving you a fright with this sudden letter.
Ever since I first met you,
I realized that I was always looking at you.
I'm attracted to your vigor and energy.
If it's alright with you,
I would like to have a long slow chat with you in the classroom, after everyone has left.
What a shameless guy.
You read it out loud?
Delivering all these feelings to the audience?
This was a love letter from Fujioka-kun.
You're prohibited from saying "love".
What kind of person is Fujioka-kun?
He's in the same class as me.
He's a regular from the soccer club, {edit this?} {EL: Regular as in like...starting player? Otherwise, I think it's ok. "He's a regular member of soccer club,"}
And I heard he's quite popular with girls too...
I see, I see...
If I get him to accompany me, I'll be able to brag about it.
To care about branded goods... This means you have status now.
Aren't you envious, Chiaki?
You're envious of this popular{model of a} sister, aren't you?
This sister who walks around with a popular guy!
Get down.
Before you get carried away,
This letter has many suspicious points about it.
Like what?
For a guy who has so many girls to choose from,
Why is there a need for him to send you a letter?
Objection!
What I'm bothered about is this part about you being full of vigor and energy.
Doesn't that describe Kana well?
Yup! That's my only good point!
It's not something to boast about.
Yes, that could be the reason.
What?
This sentence here... You can interpret it as "You're too conspicuous".
And here, "after everyone has left the classroom",
Probably means "a ring without anyone to hinder you".
A ring without anyone to hinder us?!
Deciphering all these, we get this kind of letter.
"Letter of Challenge."
"Aren't you too conspicuous these days?"
"You're a real eyesore."
"Let's find a place without anyone to hinder us, and let our fists do the talking."
"Soccer Leader of the Delinquents, Fujioka."
Isn't he just a boy who's poor at expressing himself?
Unforgivable! Trampling on the heart of a maiden like this!
Calm down, Kana.
He's a footwork specialist,
so there's no way you can win with a frontal attack.
Then what should I do, Chiaki-sama?
Sama?
Don't worry, sis.
I'll teach you a way to counter him.
Mi... Minami!
Say...
I...
W-Why?
Your pivot leg is dead.
As such, this also means your Golden Right Leg is dead. {EL: Er... No idea} {rephrase?}
That'll teach you not to mess with me.
I'm back!
Welcome back.
What do you think? Was it fun?
You people in front of the TV,
You don't go easy on anyone, do you?
Next time, Weird School.
You can watch it if you really want to.
You're unrivaled, you know that? {?}